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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064279618" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">If you dreamt about Masturbation</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Auto-erotic dreams are a symptom of emotional isolation.</p><p>Let your guard down and reach out to others. After all, during a</p><p>waking session of self-love, you surely conjure a fantasy more</p><p>interesting than the image of you *doing* yourself.</p><p>On the other hand, a dream in which you're masturbating in the</p><p>form of the opposite sex is a testament to your capacity for intimacy.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Dream Of A Beautiful Stranger</p><p></p><p>I drifted off to sleep, I felt a hand upon my breast</p><p>I Looked into the eyes of a woman who was undressed</p><p></p><p>I didn't move her hand, I Wondered what to do</p><p>I felt a strange emotion, something wonderful and new</p><p></p><p>she gently kissed my head, and she pushed away my hair</p><p>she kissed me on my lips, I had to gasp for air</p><p></p><p>she was so soft and silky, she smelled of sweet perfume</p><p>blood was rushing to my head, I had to have some room</p><p></p><p>I reached and touched her breast, kissing each one real slow</p><p>I opened my mouth as much as I could, she whispered something low</p><p></p><p>I ran my hand all over her, she was so willing to my touch</p><p>I wanted to devour her, I wanted her so much</p><p></p><p>I slid her to the side, admired the beauty of her face</p><p>I removed her panties, her heart began to race</p><p></p><p>when I touched her curly hair, it was wet and begging me</p><p>I placed my hand between her legs, traced down around her knee</p><p></p><p>she spread her pussy eagerly, I savored every drop</p><p>I had my tongue inside of her, she begged me not to stop</p><p></p><p>I teased her swollen clit, I rubbed it soft then stopped</p><p>she pushed my head down on her, then I climbed up on the top</p><p></p><p>I felt her mouth consuming me, I felt her need for more</p><p>I lost control and loved it, my head began to roar</p><p></p><p>what on earth was going on? I sat up to look around</p><p>I was alone - no one was home, I had removed my gown</p><p></p><p>I couldn't understand at first, it all seemed so real</p><p>I was so wet and horny, I felt I had no will</p><p></p><p>I guess I had been dreaming, I needed something more</p><p>I noticed a pair of panties that were not there before</p><p></p><p>I reached and touched my nipples they were raging with desire</p><p>I squeezed them with my fingers, my pussy was on fire</p><p></p><p>my hand ran down my belly, I played around a bit</p><p>my fingers slip inside of me, as my thumb caressed my clit</p><p></p><p>I came so very quickly, but I was far from through</p><p>I thought for just a moment, but then I knew what I could do</p><p></p><p>I stepped into my shower, turned the water on real strong</p><p>I sat and opened up my legs, I enjoyed it for so long</p><p></p><p>I pulled away the hood, that hides that special spot</p><p>that makes me wild with passion, that keeps me wet and hot</p><p></p><p>I let the water take me, I resisted and tried to stay</p><p>when it was finally over I had to pull away</p><p></p><p>the water began to soothe me, I managed to break a smile</p><p>I guess I'll have to stop and rest</p><p>for a least a little while</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Here's What You Need:</span></strong></p><p>Just the two of you.</p><p></p><p>Here's How You Do It:</p><p>Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.</p><p>Lie on your stomach beside your man, facing him.</p><p>Using your index finger, press the head of your man's penis against his stomach.</p><p>Gently fondle his testicles with your other hand.</p><p></p><p>Starting at the base of his shaft, flick your tongue back and forth</p><p>along the exposed underside of your man's penis. Slowly move upward until you</p><p>reach the head of his penis (your tongue should feel like the small keys</p><p>of a typewriter typing away at paper).</p><p></p><p>Once you reach the head, quickly run your flattened tongue back down</p><p>the shaft in a single, long stroke. That's the carriage return.</p><p></p><p>Continue until your man achieves an orgasm worth writing home about.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Your husband is exercising</p><p>So he'll fit in your clothes</p><p>You can't find your vibrator</p><p>Your daughter "borrowed" it</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Lord</p><p>I pray for Wisdom to understand my man</p><p>Love to forgive him</p><p>And Patience for his moods</p><p>Because Lord, if I pray for Strength ....</p><p>I'll beat him to death!</p><p></p><p></p><p>I need to be extra careful not to get pregnant!" Rose exclaimed to her friend Paula.</p><p>"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy?" Paula responded</p><p>"He did! shrieked Rose.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]</span></strong></p><p>One blonde was instructing another in the art of fellatio. Blonde 2 ventured,</p><p>"I wonder how long dicks should be sucked."</p><p>"That's easy!" said Blonde 1, "The same as the short ones!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]</span></strong></p><p>A young man who had the job of collecting sperm from turkeys to use on other</p><p>turkeys distinctly heard the turkey he approached, say, "Gobble, Gobble!"</p><p>"Fuck you, fellah! You get a hand job just like all the rest!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064279618, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] If you dreamt about Masturbation[/COLOR][/B] Auto-erotic dreams are a symptom of emotional isolation. Let your guard down and reach out to others. After all, during a waking session of self-love, you surely conjure a fantasy more interesting than the image of you *doing* yourself. On the other hand, a dream in which you're masturbating in the form of the opposite sex is a testament to your capacity for intimacy. The Dream Of A Beautiful Stranger I drifted off to sleep, I felt a hand upon my breast I Looked into the eyes of a woman who was undressed I didn't move her hand, I Wondered what to do I felt a strange emotion, something wonderful and new she gently kissed my head, and she pushed away my hair she kissed me on my lips, I had to gasp for air she was so soft and silky, she smelled of sweet perfume blood was rushing to my head, I had to have some room I reached and touched her breast, kissing each one real slow I opened my mouth as much as I could, she whispered something low I ran my hand all over her, she was so willing to my touch I wanted to devour her, I wanted her so much I slid her to the side, admired the beauty of her face I removed her panties, her heart began to race when I touched her curly hair, it was wet and begging me I placed my hand between her legs, traced down around her knee she spread her pussy eagerly, I savored every drop I had my tongue inside of her, she begged me not to stop I teased her swollen clit, I rubbed it soft then stopped she pushed my head down on her, then I climbed up on the top I felt her mouth consuming me, I felt her need for more I lost control and loved it, my head began to roar what on earth was going on? I sat up to look around I was alone - no one was home, I had removed my gown I couldn't understand at first, it all seemed so real I was so wet and horny, I felt I had no will I guess I had been dreaming, I needed something more I noticed a pair of panties that were not there before I reached and touched my nipples they were raging with desire I squeezed them with my fingers, my pussy was on fire my hand ran down my belly, I played around a bit my fingers slip inside of me, as my thumb caressed my clit I came so very quickly, but I was far from through I thought for just a moment, but then I knew what I could do I stepped into my shower, turned the water on real strong I sat and opened up my legs, I enjoyed it for so long I pulled away the hood, that hides that special spot that makes me wild with passion, that keeps me wet and hot I let the water take me, I resisted and tried to stay when it was finally over I had to pull away the water began to soothe me, I managed to break a smile I guess I'll have to stop and rest for a least a little while [B][COLOR="Teal"]Here's What You Need:[/COLOR][/B] Just the two of you. Here's How You Do It: Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back. Lie on your stomach beside your man, facing him. Using your index finger, press the head of your man's penis against his stomach. Gently fondle his testicles with your other hand. Starting at the base of his shaft, flick your tongue back and forth along the exposed underside of your man's penis. Slowly move upward until you reach the head of his penis (your tongue should feel like the small keys of a typewriter typing away at paper). Once you reach the head, quickly run your flattened tongue back down the shaft in a single, long stroke. That's the carriage return. Continue until your man achieves an orgasm worth writing home about. Your husband is exercising So he'll fit in your clothes You can't find your vibrator Your daughter "borrowed" it [B][COLOR="Red"]]]][/COLOR][/B] Dear Lord I pray for Wisdom to understand my man Love to forgive him And Patience for his moods Because Lord, if I pray for Strength .... I'll beat him to death! I need to be extra careful not to get pregnant!" Rose exclaimed to her friend Paula. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy?" Paula responded "He did! shrieked Rose. [B][COLOR="Red"]]]][/COLOR][/B] One blonde was instructing another in the art of fellatio. Blonde 2 ventured, "I wonder how long dicks should be sucked." "That's easy!" said Blonde 1, "The same as the short ones!" [B][COLOR="Red"]]]][/COLOR][/B] A young man who had the job of collecting sperm from turkeys to use on other turkeys distinctly heard the turkey he approached, say, "Gobble, Gobble!" "Fuck you, fellah! You get a hand job just like all the rest!" [/QUOTE]
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