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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064281324" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Good, Bad & UglyGood: Your wife is pregnant.Bad: It's tripletsUgly: You had a vasectomy five years ago**************Good: Your wife's not talking to youBad: She wants a divorceUgly: She's a lawyer*************Good: Your son is finally maturingBad: He's involved with the woman next doorUgly: So are you**************Good: Your son studies a lot in his roomBad: You find several porn movies hidden thereUgly: You're in them***************Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kidsBad: You can't find your birth control pillsUgly: Your daughter borrowed them**************Good: Your husband understands fashionBad: He's a cross-dresserUgly: He looks better than you*****************Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughterBad: She keeps interruptingUgly: With corrections***************Good: The postman's earlyBad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgunUgly: You gave him nothing for Christmas***************Good: Your son is ****** someone newBad: It's another manUgly: He's your best friend**************Good: Your daughter got a new jobBad: As a hookerUgly: Your workmates are her best clientsWay Ugly: She makes more money than you do=====What's this?"Give it here!""NO, IT'S MINE!""I said let me have it!""NO! IT'S MY TURN!""Come on! Give it to me!""NO WAY!"Siamese twins whacking off.Doggy StyleA happily married man, one night, asked his wife to have sex"doggy style.""No!" she said, aghast.Throughout their long relationship, he would periodically ask herto have sex "doggy style."She always emphatically said "No!"Finally, on the man's deathbed, he asked his wife why she refusedhis simple request to have sex on her hands and knees."Hands and knees?" she said, "I thought you meant in the frontyard!"77777Q: What do lesbians always bring to work?A: Box lunches.Q: Why are faggots such pricks?A: You are what you eat.Q: Why do pedophiles like Halloween?A: Free home delivery.Q: What is a shit?A: A faggot's wet dream.Q: How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?A: The hero always gets his man in the end.Q: How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?A: All the good guys are hung.</blockquote>

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Is this one of MLOC member's ride ? White colour with custom body sticker.

I just saw in Brickfield about 10 mins ago at traffic light, once light turn green...play pickup and can hear the boost :biggrin: