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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064285761" data-attributes="member: 14320">Exotic LoveWe met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.The warm breeze was full of that earthly, musky scent that only thosefortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quietwhispering of the leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead added the finaltouch to the most romantic scene.We lay there, both naked, I knew I had to have her and have her now.Without a word being spoken, I managed to move myself to a position ofdominance.I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for asshe frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ.I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.Then as tension rose, we began the ultimate in sex. Althoughinexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm,moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself from endingit all too soon.As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax,it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had both beenwaiting for was upon us. As it did we rolled together in the now dampgrass. As the last deep orange glow of the long set sun melted into thedarkness of approaching night, as we lay there still entwined in anamorous embrace, I kissed her long and loving and whispered how good shehad been, and she tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear andwhispered:"Baaaaaaa", then re-joined the flock.A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"=====A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said: "I don'tlike the looks of your wife at all.""Me neither, Doc." said the husband. "But she's a great cook, awonderful mother to our kids, and is fantastic in bed."Suzy Is BleedingSuzy is sitting in class and she starts bleeding. She whispers herproblem to the teacher who tells her not to worry too much, just go homeright now, to her mother, and she will explain what happened.On her way home she meets Little Johnny who has been cutting school.Little Johnny asks Suzy "Where are you going?""I'm going home because I'm bleeding," says Suzy."Where ya bleeding?" asks Little Johnny.So Suzy pulls down her blood soaked panties and shows him. Little Johnnysteps back in horror and says, "Who ripped your cock off?”~~~~~"That fucking jerk of a husband of mine wanted me to sleep with thelandlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewifetold a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""Yes, I did. What I haven't done, is tell my bastard husband the rent ispaid up for six months!"~~~~~An eight year old boy comes home from school and says "Daddy! Daddy!What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"The dad says, "No, I can’t tell you that! You're too young!" The songoes, "NO I'm not daddy! Please tell me."So the father says alright and takes the boy into the bedroom. When theywalk into the room, the boys’ mother is fast asleep. So the dad pullsback the covers, and like always, the mother is lying there without anypanties on. The father points in between her legs and says, "You seethat soft fluffy patch of hair? That's a pussy!" The son asks, "Oooo!Can I pat it?"The father replies, "NO! You'll wake up the cunt!" Nymphomaniacs!A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful womanboarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straighttowards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out"Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said,"Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacsof America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard.Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sittingnext to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,"What's your business role at the convention?" "Lecture,"she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use informationthat I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunksome of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really,"he said, "and what kinds of myths are there? """Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African-Americanmen are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it isthe Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait..Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best.I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely beststamina is the Southern Redneck.."Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed."I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.I don't even know your name.""Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.</blockquote>

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