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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064288540" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The New Square Dance</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Up With The Petticoat,</p><p>Down With The Pants.</p><p>In With The Pecker,</p><p>Everybody Dance.</p><p>Girls With Rags On,</p><p>Up Against The Walls.</p><p>Guys With A Hard On,</p><p>Promenade The Halls.</p><p>Girls Grab Your Partners</p><p>Firmly By The Balls.</p><p>Drag Him Down The</p><p>Length Of The Halls.</p><p>Make Him Holler,</p><p>Make Him Shout.</p><p>Put Your Pretty Ass</p><p>Up Against His Snout</p><p>First Lady Go</p><p>Second Lady Pass</p><p>Third Lady's Finger</p><p>Up The Fourth Guy's Ass</p><p>Finger Out</p><p>Promenade The Halls</p><p>Now Release The</p><p>Poor Guy's Balls</p><p>Then Down With The Petticoat</p><p>Up With The Pants</p><p>This Is The End Of</p><p>The New Square Dance!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our</p><p>neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!</p><p>MUM: You mean it's small?</p><p>LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">What is a KISS?</span></strong></p><p></p><p>It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to</p><p>further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next</p><p>GENERATION.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Jerry Springers Future Stories</span></strong></p><p></p><p>If you like watching your Dad and Mom have sex on their own website, call 1-800-Jerry and tell your story!</p><p>If your father's sister's mother's aunt's grandfather's nephew's cousin is your bi-sexual lover and they want you to have sex while the family watches, but you're against it... Please Call 1-800-69-JERRY</p><p>Are you a transexual with a story to tell? Call Associate Producer Deb at 888-321-5387</p><p>IF YOUR MOM IS YOUR COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE AND DAD AND YOU HAVE THE URGE TO HAVE HER CHILDREN-CALL 1-800-JERRY AND SHARE YOUR STORY.</p><p>Does your college roommate beat off in the middle of the night and u want to confront him call us at 1-800-jerry</p><p>Are you a bald, one legged male prostitute, And want to confront your one eyed pimp on our show? Call 1-800-JERRY</p><p>Are you a scitzofrenic necrophelic, and 3 different personalities want to propose to your canine companion? Call 1-800-Jerry</p><p>If your penis is 2 inches.......from the ground call 1-800-hi-jerry</p><p>Is your gay son using your douche to satisfy his gay needs?? If so call 1-800-89-jerry</p><p>Is your dad a cross-dressing pedophile? If so call 1-800-96jerry</p><p>If your father is your mother's cousin and you are curently having an affair with your sister(or is it your aunt?)</p><p>Are you a pregnant prostitute who is in love with your pimp and his girlfriend and want to confront them both on our show? Call 1-800 96JERRY</p><p>Is your gay lover having an affair with both your parents? Then call 1-800 Jerry Jokes.</p><p>If your mom is thinking of becoming a man to satisfy your father's gay curiosity,please call us at 1-800 Jerry jokes!!</p><p>Is your Dad a Grand Dragon in the KKK, and you are having an interacial sex affair? If so, call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story!</p><p>Do you suspect your wife or partner of having sexual relations with the family pet? Call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064288540, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The New Square Dance[/COLOR][/B] Up With The Petticoat, Down With The Pants. In With The Pecker, Everybody Dance. Girls With Rags On, Up Against The Walls. Guys With A Hard On, Promenade The Halls. Girls Grab Your Partners Firmly By The Balls. Drag Him Down The Length Of The Halls. Make Him Holler, Make Him Shout. Put Your Pretty Ass Up Against His Snout First Lady Go Second Lady Pass Third Lady's Finger Up The Fourth Guy's Ass Finger Out Promenade The Halls Now Release The Poor Guy's Balls Then Down With The Petticoat Up With The Pants This Is The End Of The New Square Dance! [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut! MUM: You mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!! [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]What is a KISS?[/COLOR][/B] It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Jerry Springers Future Stories[/COLOR][/B] If you like watching your Dad and Mom have sex on their own website, call 1-800-Jerry and tell your story! If your father's sister's mother's aunt's grandfather's nephew's cousin is your bi-sexual lover and they want you to have sex while the family watches, but you're against it... Please Call 1-800-69-JERRY Are you a transexual with a story to tell? Call Associate Producer Deb at 888-321-5387 IF YOUR MOM IS YOUR COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE AND DAD AND YOU HAVE THE URGE TO HAVE HER CHILDREN-CALL 1-800-JERRY AND SHARE YOUR STORY. Does your college roommate beat off in the middle of the night and u want to confront him call us at 1-800-jerry Are you a bald, one legged male prostitute, And want to confront your one eyed pimp on our show? Call 1-800-JERRY Are you a scitzofrenic necrophelic, and 3 different personalities want to propose to your canine companion? Call 1-800-Jerry If your penis is 2 inches.......from the ground call 1-800-hi-jerry Is your gay son using your douche to satisfy his gay needs?? If so call 1-800-89-jerry Is your dad a cross-dressing pedophile? If so call 1-800-96jerry If your father is your mother's cousin and you are curently having an affair with your sister(or is it your aunt?) Are you a pregnant prostitute who is in love with your pimp and his girlfriend and want to confront them both on our show? Call 1-800 96JERRY Is your gay lover having an affair with both your parents? Then call 1-800 Jerry Jokes. If your mom is thinking of becoming a man to satisfy your father's gay curiosity,please call us at 1-800 Jerry jokes!! Is your Dad a Grand Dragon in the KKK, and you are having an interacial sex affair? If so, call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story! Do you suspect your wife or partner of having sexual relations with the family pet? Call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story! [/QUOTE]
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