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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064307912" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nude On The BeachThere was a guy sunbathing in the nude on a beach.He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.The girl came up toward him and asked, "What's that under your newspaper?"Thinking quickly, the guy replied. "A bird."The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.When he awoke, he was in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, and this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dosed off and the next thing I know I'm here"The police went to the beach found the little girl and asked her "What did you do after that?"After a pause the little girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"=====A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents' room. He naively opens the door to see what is going on, and beholds his dad "giving it" to his mom rather vigorously. While his mom doesn't notice, his dad looks up to see him there, and gives him a big grin and a wink.The next evening, dad comes home from work. He hears banging and squealing from his son's room. He opens the door to see what's happening, and the son is banging his own grandmother!The son looks up to see his father standing there, and says, "Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"=====A couple starts fussing over their new born baby boy.’ Look at the size of his cock , its huge, ’ said the husband.’ Yes,but he does have your eyes darling,’ said his wife.Garden Of EdenIn the Garden of Eden,As everyone knows,Lives Adam and Eve,Without any clothes.In this garden,Were two little leaves,One covered Adam's,One covered Eve's.As the story goes on,Never the less to say,The wind came along,And blew the leaves away.At the sight,Adam did stare,There was Eve's treasure,All covered with hair.And wonder came,Under Eve's eyes,As Adam's thing,Started to rise.They found a spot,That suited them best,A nice big tree,Where they began to rest.Her legs spread wider,And wider apart,While thrill after thrill,Came into her heart.The head of Adam's thing,Peeked into the hole,And filled her with passion,Beyond her control.Backward and forward,His thing did slide,And Eve's treasure,Was all wet inside.The joy was good,She wouldn't let loose,Until Adam's thing,Was all out of juice.Then down through the years,People did screw,And now it is time,For me and you.So pull down your pants,And lay in the grass,Cause I'm in the mood,For a piece of that ASS!</blockquote>

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