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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064313119" data-attributes="member: 14320">Tiny Miserable BabyA woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby thatwas howling at the top of its lungs and demanded," Do something aboutthis baby".After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby wasmalnourished. He's obviously not getting enough milk," he saidsternly. "is he being breast fed?”"Yes," replied the woman.PENIS TAXThe only thing I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis.This is due to the fact that40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.20% of the time it's pissed off,... 30% of the time it's hard up,10% of the time it's in the hole.On top of all this, it has two dependantsand they are both nuts.Accordingly, starting January 1, 2013,Penises will be taxed according to size!!To determine the category,please consult the chart belowand comfirm this information with page 2,section 7, line 3, of the standard 1040p form.10 to 12 inches* Luxury Tax $50.008 to 10 inches Pole Tax $ 30.006 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $ 15.004 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00PLEASE NOTE: under under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSIONMales exceeding 2 inches must file Capital Gain.Issues still under consideration are as follows...Are there penalties for early withdrawal?Do multiple partners count as a corporation?Are condoms deductible as work clothes?Sincerely,Pecker CheckerInternal Revenue ServiceNicole Cheeks========One blonde asks another: "Which is closer, Vancouver... or the Moon?"The other replies: " HELLOOOOO, can you see Vancouver?"What happened when the cat swallowed a one pound coin?There was money in the kittyWhat do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?A duck filled fatty puss."Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off."The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thoroughbreast exam, kneading, rubbing, massaging, and sucking each breast atsome length.Finally, perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was aproblem. "You aren't producing any milk at all.""Of course not," she responded." It's my sister's kid,""Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement."I didn't," she replied, "until you started sucking on the other tit."=======Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China.They decided to become American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names.Bu - called himself "Buck"Chu called himself "Chuck"and Fu had to go back to China.=======If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?</blockquote>

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