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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064313730" data-attributes="member: 14320">Green ShitA man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a shot of thatgreen shit you haveover there."The bartender said, "I don't know about that, sir, it's pretty strong."The man replied, "Good, give me two shots. I just found out my older son'sgay."The bartender understood and gave the man two shots of the green shit.The next night the same man walked into the bar and said, "Give me fourshots of that green shitfrom last night."The bartender said, "Are you sure about that?"The man said, "Yes, I just found out that my younger son is gay."The bartender understood and gave him four shots of the green shit.Then the next night the man went back to the bar and said, "Give me eightshots of that green shit."The bartender said, "I don't think I can do that."The man said, "Please, I had a horrible day."The bartender said, "Doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy?"The man said, "Yeah, my wife."Q: What are invisible and smell like dog food?A: Old people's farts.Q: What does a 14 year old girl from Tasmania say after the first time that she has sex?A: Get off of me Dad you're crushing my cigarettes..Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head?A: Partially disabledQ: Why did the army private tattoo sergeant's stripes on his cock?A: He loved to pull rank!</blockquote>

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