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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064316570" data-attributes="member: 14320">Red TomatoesA very beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to gether tomatoes to turn red.One day while taking a stroll she came upon a handsome gentlemanneighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.She asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of mytomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turnred from blushing so much."Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the samething to her tomato garden to see if it would work.So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hopingfor the best.One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?""No" she replied,"but my cucumbers are enormous." A Fairy WishA Fairy told a married couple:"For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will giveyou each a wish.""I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"said the wife.The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appearedin her hands.Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:"Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like thisonly occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wishis......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!...Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female!=========Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talkingabout their professions.The one guy says,"I'm a YUP..ya know...Young, Urban, Professional.The second guys says... "I'm a DINK..ya know, Double Income No Kids."They asked the woman, "What are you?"She replied.... "I'm a WIFE...ya know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.</blockquote>

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