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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064317121" data-attributes="member: 14320">Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They getnaked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a fewminutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then theymeasure the slimy outline she leaves. The second one then squats onthe table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, whichis even bigger. The third one squats on the table, but when shestands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline."She says, "Smell the rim."=======*There was a young plumber named LeeWho plumbed his girl down by the sea;Said the lady, "Stop plumbing!I hear someone coming."Said the plumber, still plumbing, "That's me."*My dental hygienist, Faye Ray,Said, "Travis, eat pussy each day;Your gums will be stronger,Your teeth will last longer,Coz pussy prevents tooth decay!"*On the banks of the Thames stood lord BuckinghamDreaming of tits and of sucking themWhile watching the stuntsOf the cunts in the puntsAnd the tricks of the pricks who were fuckin' 'emThings Men Shouldn't Say After Sex~*~ "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."~*~ "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"~*~ "How come it's so BIG in there?"~*~"You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"~*~"Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,...OK?"~*~ (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"~*~ (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"~*~ "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"~*~ "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."~*~ "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"~*~ "Maybe if you did some push ups, your boobs would grow."~*~ "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."~*~ "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesdaynight or something?"~*~ "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"~*~ "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"~*~ "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."~*~ "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"~*~ "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"O0O0O0O0O0OLittle Johnny and his dad were in the front yard attempting to fly akite. Every time the kite went up into the air, it came crashing down.This went on for a while until Little Johnny's mom stuck her head out ofthe front door and yelled, "You need more tail!"Little Johnny's father yelled back "Shut the Fuck up you BITCH! I toldyou yesterday that I needed more tail... and you told me to go fly afucking kite!"</blockquote>

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