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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064319363" data-attributes="member: 14320">Good Girls; Bad Girl's And Naughty GirlsGood girls loosen a few buttons when its hotBad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttonsNaughty girls unbutton your pantsGood girls wax their floorsBad girls wax their bikini lineNaughty girls wax your nutsackGood girls blush during sex scenes in moviesBad girls know they could do it betterNaughty girls do it with whips and chainsGood girls wear white cotton pantiesBad girls don't wear anyNaughty girls don't really give a shitGood girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearlsBad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearlsNaughty girls want a "pearl necklace "Good girls pack their toothbrushBad girls pack their diaphragmsNaughty girls pack their dildosGood girls own only one credit card and rarely use itBad girls own only one bra and rarely use itNaughty girls own the entire Fantasia collectionGood girls wear high heels to workBad girls wear high heels to bedNaughty girls make you wear high heelsGood girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romanceBad girls think no place is the wrong placeNaughty girls have sex all over the placeGood girls prefer the missionary positionBad girls do too, but only for startersNaughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama SutraGood girls say noBad girls say when?Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there and then go home with two of them.Piano PlayerA bar had a sign in the window advertising that they needed a pianoplayer. A scroungy-looking, old, retired Navy Chief entered the bar andtold the bartender he was interested in the job. The bartender wasn'ttoo impressed with his looks but said, "What the hell," and pointed theold sailor to the piano in the corner.The tattooed old veteran sat down and started to play the mostbeautiful, melodious piece of music the people in the bar had everheard. All talk stopped while he played, and when he finished with amusical flourish, they all applauded."Hey, man, you're good," said the barkeep. "What was that?""That was an original composition I call, 'Drop Them Panties AndGrease-Up, Woman, 'Cause It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Night.' ""Interesting title," said the bartender. "Got another?"The old sailor broke into a foot stompin' honky-tonk piece that broughtthe bar patrons to their feet, clapping along until it was finished,when they again gave him a thunderous round of applause."You are great, man. Really great. What do you call that one?" asked thebartender."That's another original little ditty I call, 'I Wanna Lick Yer BareButt, Baby, 'Til I Make You Bark Like A Fox.' "The old sailor then turned around on the bench and said, "If you'llexcuse me, I need to use the restroom."While he was gone, the bartender decided to offer him the job, startingimmediately. When the old musician returned a few moments later, thebartender said, "If you want the job, it's yours."He looked down and noticed the old sailor hadn't "quite" finished histrip to the restroom."By the way," he asked him, "do you know your pecker is hanging out forall the world to see?""Know it? Hell, I WROTE it!"BBBBTwo men were in the pub discussing their latest sexual conquests. Thefirst man says he picked up this girl last week and they agreed to goback to hishouse and have sex. Once in the house the girl stripped off herclothes,lay down on the bed with legs apart and panted, "I want you to give metwelve inches and make me bleed."The second man not for one moment believed his friend was thatwell-hung, asked what he did."Well" he says, "What could I do - I laid her twice and smackedher in the face!"</blockquote>

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