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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064370991" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Pending DivorceA judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.""No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?""It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded."I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?""I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."He said, "Do you have a real grudge?""No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.""Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?""Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.""Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?""Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?""Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!!--------------A 90 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling."I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season.But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!""That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear.""That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front orthe back?"5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'lllove it!"6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up,fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."7. THE BANKER: because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.8. THE HUNTER: (our favorite) because he goes deep in the bush,shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says,"Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?@@@All the young men chased after Aunty Em.For she wore a white skirt with short hem.With a smile and a wink, She flashed us her twink.Like diamonds and pearls, she's a gem.There was an old man from Gosham,who took out his balls to wash ’em,his wife said “Jack!,if you don’t put ‘em back,I’ll stand on the fuckers and squash ’em!”=========There was a young fellow named Paul,who couldn’t rely on his ring-piece at all,when he sat on the loo,it went slightly askew,and splattered some poo on the wall.=========There once was a man from Winsocket,who rode down the street on a rocket,the force of the blast,blew his balls up his ass,and his pecker was found in his pocket.=========A horny young sailor named Clark,who picked up a slut in a park,she was ugly and crude,and a horror when nude,but she was good for a fuck in the dark.=========There once was a man from Fort Myers,who wrapped his balls up in wire,he flicked on the switch,and oh what a bitch,his balls began to catch fire.=========There was a young girl named Sapphire,who succumbed to her lover’s desire,she said “It’s a sin,but now that it’s in,could you shove it a few inches higher?”=========I once knew a lass from Tacoma,whose twat had a wondrous aroma,when the lads took a whiff,about half would get stiff,the rest would fall into a coma.=========There was a young harlot from Kew,who filled her vagina with glue,she said with a grin,“If they pay to get in,they’ll pay to get out of it, too.”=========There was a young girl named DeniseWho’s pubes hung down to her kneesThe crabs got togetherTo knit her a sweaterSo in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.=========There was an old man from Harrow,who tried to have sex with a sparrow,the sparrow said “No,you can’t have a go,as the hole in my arse is too narrow.”</blockquote>

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