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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064473647" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pedophile Pete is walking down the street and he runs into one of hisbuddies. His buddy says: "Hey Pete, was that your new girlfriend I sawyou with the other day?" Peter, looking somewhat embarrassed and shamedsays "yeah".His buddy says "How old is she?"Looking even more shame faced Pete replies "Nine".His buddy says "Isn't that a little old for you?".Pete says "Yeah, but she's got the body of a six year old.":::::Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?A: Another parishQ: What did the little girl say to the lesbian pedophile?A: Can I go to sleep now mummy?Q: What's better than fucking a ten year old boy?A: Rolling him over & finding out he's his seven year old sister.Q: What did one pedophile say to the other?A: Have you got two five's for a ten?Q: Why do pedophiles like Halloween?A: Free home delivery.Q: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pediatrician?A: The pedophile really loves children.Q: What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot ?A: A pedophile's ass.Q:How do you stop an 8-year-old boy from choking?A:Take your dick out of his mouth.Q: What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?A: The little boy in the trunk of my car.:::::A man is taking a shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks, "Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's a Penis, honey.""When am I going to get one of those?" she asked, innocently."As soon as Mommy goes to the Mall.":::::A man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.""Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist."Nah, she just lays there like her mother."Smart Azz Little JohnnyIn school the lesson was about the word "contagious".The teacher asked the class if anyone could use the word contagious ina sentence.One girl raised her hand and said, "I had the chicken pox and Icouldn't go outside and play because it was contagious."The teacher replied, "That was good. Can anyone else use contagious ina sentence?"One of the boys said, "I couldn't go over my friend's house because hehad a cold and my mother said it was contagious."The teacher replied, "That's good. Anyone else?"Little Johnny said, "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my fathertook the snow blower and blew all the snow into my neighbor's driveway."The teacher was upset and said, "That was a horrible thing to do.And besides, it has nothing to do with the lesson."Johnny spoke up, "Yes it does. My father came in the house laughing,saying it will take the contagious to shovel herself out."Women's HumorQ: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.Q: Why do men want to marry virgins? A: They can't stand criticism.Q: What do you do if you see a man running around with half a head? A: Reload and try again!Mr. and Mrs. Jones come before the judge for their divorcehearing. The judge says,"What are the grounds?"Mrs. Jones says,"Cruel and inhuman punishment. He tied me to the bed and thenforced me to sing, "The Way We Were", while he peed all over me."The judge says,"My God, that's horrible."She says,"Yeah, he KNOWS how much I hate that fuckin' song!" SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION1 *You've got enough Prozac in your purse to tranquilize King Kong.2 *You really lose it whenever someone says, "Good morning."3 *You spend more time in bed than a hooker at a Shrinersconvention.4 *You keep your house so dark that mushrooms are growing inthe carpet.5 *Given a choice, you'd have no preference between sex or aroot canal.6 *On a really bad day, you wouldn't come to the door if it wasPublishers Clearing House.7 *You list Dr. Kevorkian as a character reference.8 *Alcohol gives you strength and food settles your nerves.9 *Your hands shake so badly that you can brush your teeth withoutany voluntary movement.10 *You've cried so much that your contacts have rusted to youreyeballs.=====What do you call a ninety-year-old man who can still masturbate?Miracle Whip.=====A man took a young woman to an X-rated movie, purchased somerefreshments and showed his date to her seat.Soon after the onscreen action started, she put her hand on theman's lap. Looking over at him, she remarked: "I see this isgetting you excited, too. But how come it's so cold?""Because you're jerking off my popsicle!" the man replied.</blockquote>

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