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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064473866" data-attributes="member: 14320">DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER AND A MALE BEER DRINKER:Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?Man: Yes.Lady Interviewer: How much a day?Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?Man: 15 years.Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?Man: Correct.Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?Man: Correct.Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you drink?Lady Interviewer: No.Man: So where's your fuckin' Ferrari?_____________There was a young lady named Gloria,Whose boyfriend said, "May I explore ya?"She replied to the chap,"I will draw you a mapOf where others have been before ya."Martha Stewart vs. Real WomenMartha's way #1:Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent icecream drips.The Real Women's Way:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, youare probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.Martha's way #2:To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.The Real Women's Way:Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.Martha's way #3:When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the drycake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.The Real Women's Way:Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.Martha's way #4:If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in apeeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up."The Real Women's Way:If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too darn bad. Pleaserecite with me, The Real Women's motto: The way I make it is the way you eatit, and the way you like it!!!Martha's way #5:Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it willkeep for weeks.The Real Women's Way:Celery? Never heard of the stuff.Martha's way #6:Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautifulglossy finish.The Real Women's Way:The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites overthe crust so I just don't do it.Martha's way #7:Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.The throbbing will go away.The Real Women's Way:Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still havethe headache, but who cares?Martha's way #8:If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. Theygive a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.The Real Women's Way:Ask "useless" to do it, while he's sitting on his butt watching TV.And finally the most important tipMartha's way #9:Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future usein casseroles and sauces.The Real Women's Way:Leftover wine??????What I've Learned From Watching Porn...1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will notscream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face withsperm.6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.10. All women are noisy fucks.11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar soloin the background.12. Those tits are real.13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take hishalf-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girlisn't disgusted!)16. Double penetration makes women smile.17. Asian men don't exist.18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in thebushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shoveyour cock in his girlfriend's mouth.19. There's a plot.20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman bygiving her a gentle slap on the butt.21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.22. Men always pull out.23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.24. Women never have headaches... or periods.25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him toremind her to "suck it".26. Assholes are clean.27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for allparties concerned.28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man'strousers and find a cock there.29. Men don't have to beg.30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one handfirmlyon the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on hiship.</blockquote>

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