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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064510714" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dear Mr. CollectorDear Mr. Collector;I have received your super heated letter in regards to the bill I oweyou. You said the bill should have been paid a long time ago, and youdon't understand why it hasn't been. Well, I will enlighten you.In1999, I bought a sawmill on credit. I bought an oxen_team, a timbercart, two ponies, a shotgun, a wine toaster, a colt revolver, and fourrazorback hogs all on credit.In 2000, the sawmill burned down and didn't leave a damn thing. One ofmy ponies died and the other one I loaned to an illiterate moron whostarved him to death. In 2001, my father died and my mother was hung forhorse stealing. A mechanic named Joe knocked up my daughter and I had topay the bill of 88.00 to keep the little bastard from becoming arelative of mine. In 2002, my son got the mumps, they went down on himand the doctor had to castrate him to save his life.That summer, I went fishing and the boat turned over and I lost thebiggest damn catfish you've ever seen. One of my sons drowned but notthe one that was castrated. My wife ran away with some heavy hung Texanand left me with 3 small children as a souvenir. I married the hiredgirl to cut down on my income tax and expenses. I had trouble gettingher to reach a climax. The doctor said to try creating some excitementjust as she was beginning to come. That night, I took my shotgun to bedwith me and just as she was beginning to come I pointed out the windowand pulled the trigger. Well I ruptured myself, shot the best damn cow Iever owned and my wife shit all over the bed.Then I took to drinking and didn't stop until all I had left was mypocket watch and kidney trouble. After that, all I did was wind my watchand piss. Things really got worse then. My wife caught the clap from themilkman and my son wiped his ass on a corn cob with rat poison and someone shot the nuts off my best bull.Then I decided to go into business for myself. I ordered six bee hivesfrom sears roebuck. I bought a swarm of bees and a queen bee all oncredit.The queen bee died so I ordered another one. She turned out to bea whore and started to run around with a horse fly.The honey started totaste like shit and I couldn't see it. So then, Mr. Collector, you sayIf I don't pay, you will cause me trouble. Right now, if it cost twocents to take a shit I would have to puke. Getting money out of me wouldbe like trying to poke butter up a wildcats ass with a hot poker. Butyou are welcome to try.Signed,Joe</blockquote>

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