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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064512668" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Cool Shorties</p><p></p><p>"My Dad and I went on a deer hunting trip. We saw a huge 18 point buck</p><p>in the field, my Dad aimed and shot it right in the asshole," Little</p><p>Johnny said. The teacher was mad, "Johnny you mean rectum," she</p><p>said."Rectum, you bet it rectum, shot his balls clean off."</p><p></p><p>__________</p><p></p><p>Q: What did one testicle say to the other?</p><p>A: Don't mind the asshole behind us! It's the PRICK ahead we're working</p><p>for!</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you fake it this time, darling?" the man asked after making</p><p>love to his wife.</p><p>A: "No, dear," she replied, "This time I was really asleep."</p><p></p><p>Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms? </p><p>A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops! </p><p>__________</p><p></p><p>Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.' </p><p>Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.' </p><p>hhhhh</p><p>He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!</p><p></p><p>__________</p><p></p><p>One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. </p><p></p><p>The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." </p><p></p><p>The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. </p><p></p><p>A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. </p><p></p><p>This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?''</p><p></p><p>__________</p><p></p><p>Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?</p><p>A. Erection Sets.</p><p></p><p>Q. Where do fags park?</p><p>A. In the rear.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why did the lumber truck stop?</p><p>A. To let the lumber jack off.</p><p></p><p>Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky?</p><p>A. The cumming of the Lord</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?</p><p>A. Pimp.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064512668, member: 14320"] Cool Shorties "My Dad and I went on a deer hunting trip. We saw a huge 18 point buck in the field, my Dad aimed and shot it right in the asshole," Little Johnny said. The teacher was mad, "Johnny you mean rectum," she said."Rectum, you bet it rectum, shot his balls clean off." __________ Q: What did one testicle say to the other? A: Don't mind the asshole behind us! It's the PRICK ahead we're working for! Q: Did you fake it this time, darling?" the man asked after making love to his wife. A: "No, dear," she replied, "This time I was really asleep." Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops! __________ Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.' hhhhh He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo! __________ One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'' __________ Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets. Q. Where do fags park? A. In the rear. Q. Why did the lumber truck stop? A. To let the lumber jack off. Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky? A. The cumming of the Lord Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. Pimp. [/QUOTE]
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