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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064515343" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Mommy, Mommy....</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big!</p><p>Shut up son and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here!</p><p>Shut up son or I'll flush it again.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What's a delinquent child?</p><p>Shut up son and light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.</p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?</p><p>Shut up son and deal.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What's a delinquent child?</p><p>Shut up son and pass me the crowbar.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!</p><p>Shut up son and get the barbecue sauce.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?</p><p>Shut up son or I'll chop off the other leg!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?</p><p>Shut up son and get back in the barrel!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! the kids next door are calling me a three headed dragon!</p><p>Shut up son and don't you worry. Three heads are always better than one.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to go to China!</p><p>Shut up son and keep digging.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy!, why is Daddy running so fast?</p><p>Shut up son and reload.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy!, can I wear a bra now? I'm 14!</p><p>Shut up Stanley.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?</p><p>Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?</p><p>Shut up son and get back in the box!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Jimmy is biting grandma's nail!</p><p>Stop it Jimmy, or I am closing the coffin lid.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I don't want my hair braided!</p><p>Shut up son and lift the other arm.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Am I done with my bath yet?</p><p>Shut up son or I'll flush you down.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?</p><p>Not today son, you've already dug her up three times this week.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!</p><p>Shut up son and lift the dart board higher!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Why is everybody running away?</p><p>Shut up son and reload.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! </p><p>Shut up son and accelerate! </p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise!</p><p>Shut up son and eat around it.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!</p><p>Shut up son and drink it before it clots.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Daddy vomited!</p><p>Shut up son and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big pieces.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy ! When is the pool going to be ready?</p><p>Shut up son and keep pissing.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!</p><p>Shut up son and comb your face.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?</p><p>Shut up son and hump faster, you'll soon find out.</p><p></p><p>Mummy, Mummy!, Julie won't come skipping with me!</p><p>Don't be cruel son, you know it makes her stumps bleed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064515343, member: 14320"] Mommy, Mommy.... Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big! Shut up son and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in. Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here! Shut up son or I'll flush it again. Mommy, Mommy! What's a delinquent child? Shut up son and light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards. Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids? Shut up son and deal. Mommy, Mommy! What's a delinquent child? Shut up son and pass me the crowbar. Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up son and get the barbecue sauce. Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up son or I'll chop off the other leg! Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles? Shut up son and get back in the barrel! Mommy, Mommy! the kids next door are calling me a three headed dragon! Shut up son and don't you worry. Three heads are always better than one. Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to go to China! Shut up son and keep digging. Mommy, Mommy!, why is Daddy running so fast? Shut up son and reload. Mommy, Mommy!, can I wear a bra now? I'm 14! Shut up Stanley. Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy. Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa? Shut up son and get back in the box! Mommy, Mommy! Jimmy is biting grandma's nail! Stop it Jimmy, or I am closing the coffin lid. Mommy, Mommy! I don't want my hair braided! Shut up son and lift the other arm. Mommy, Mommy! Am I done with my bath yet? Shut up son or I'll flush you down. Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma? Not today son, you've already dug her up three times this week. Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Shut up son and lift the dart board higher! Mommy, Mommy! Why is everybody running away? Shut up son and reload. Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Shut up son and accelerate! Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise! Shut up son and eat around it. Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice! Shut up son and drink it before it clots. Mommy, Mommy! Daddy vomited! Shut up son and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big pieces. Mommy, Mommy ! When is the pool going to be ready? Shut up son and keep pissing. Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! Shut up son and comb your face. Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm? Shut up son and hump faster, you'll soon find out. Mummy, Mummy!, Julie won't come skipping with me! Don't be cruel son, you know it makes her stumps bleed. [/QUOTE]
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