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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064515721" data-attributes="member: 14320">This guy was having sex with a young girl. He'd just started stroking in and out when she screamed. "What's wrong baby?" He asked, genuinely concerned. "I don't know," she answered, "It hurts a lot." "A lot? what do you mean a lot?" prompted the guy eager to finish the job at hand. "I don't know," replied the young girl, "every time you push it just hurts me." "Well maybe if you describe the pain, we can work out what's causing it." "Well Okay," said the girl, "Uhhm, the pain is excruciating." "Excruciating!" retorted the flabbergasted man, "Where the fuck does a six year old girl learn a word like excruciating!!?" »¤«::::»§«::::»¤Dear Abby, I've been going out with this girl for a couple of weeks now and I really like her and want to take the relationship to the next level. I have one problem though. On our first date she told me she was sick, but I can't remember if she said she had TB or VD. What should I do? Lovelorn, Portland, OR Dear Lovelorn: If she coughs up a lot of phlegm and blood, fuck her. »¤«::::»§«::::»¤Singa song of syphilis,a fanny fulla crabsFour and twenty blackheads, twice as many scabsWhen the scabs pop open, heads began to singWasn't that a dirty cunt, to stick your penis in. »¤«::::»§«::::»¤My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth, that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally while demons rip the rotting flesh from our bodies, but I didn't want to upset him. »¤«::::»§«::::»¤ So this guy goes out looking for the skankiest, sleaziest whore he can find, because he wants a REALLY kinky experience. So he finds one and takes her to a cheap motel. He gets down between her legs to go down on her and to his delight, there is a septic boil between her pussy and her asshole. He starts sucking the puss out of it. After about 10 minutes she exclaims: "I have to piss." "It's okay," he answers, "piss on me."So she does, and he drinks it, letting some dribble down his chin. A little later she says "Sorry, but I have diarrhea -- I really have to go." "It's okay," he answers, "do it on me." So she does, and he lets it go all over his mouth and face, and smears it all over himself, and swallows some of it. So he's REALLY into it, licking the shit and piss and pus off her pussy and ass, when he glances up and notices she's picking her nose. He jumps up and shouts: "What are you trying to DO, bitch?! Gross me out?!"</blockquote>

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