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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064517598" data-attributes="member: 14320">NymphomaniacDoug took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment."This Is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous.""We'll see," the doctor said. He directed the missus into his examining room, closed the door behind him and told her to undress. Then he told her to get up onto the examining table on her stomach. The moment he touched her buttocks, she began to moan and squirm. It was too much for him to resist, and he climbed up on top of her and began to screw her.Doug suddenly heard moans and groans coming from the room. Unable to control himself, he pushed open the door, only to be confronted by the sight of the doctor astride his wife banging away. "Doctor, what are you doing?" he asked. The flustered doctor said, "Oh, it's you, Doug? I'm only taking your wife's temperature!" Doug opened his switchblade knife and began to wipe it on his sleeve very deliberately. "Ok Doc,....." he said, "but when you take that thing out, it better have numbers on it!"What did the gay guy ask his boyfriend ?"Does this condom make me look fat ?"Q: What do you call a gay guy in the deep South?A: Ho-mo-sex-y'allAn 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."</blockquote>

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guys,

i need a translator.. anybody can read this language ? not sure whether it's in japanese or chinese ..

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evo 7 rear boot vs evo 9 rear boot....

Heard tat evo 9 rear boot is slightly longer that evo 7 rear boot... is this true???
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