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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064518065" data-attributes="member: 14320">Black SpongeLittle Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"The night before her wedding, Wendy talked with her mother. "Mom," shesaid, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing...""I know how to screw, mother," Wendy interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?They can't keep their calves together!You are suffering form what is technically known as an Electra Complex," the psychiatrist is informing his blonde female patient. "In other words, you are in love with your father."The blonde breaks down into hysterical sobbing."Now, now," comforts the shrink. "It's not all that bad.""Yes..(snif)...yes, it is," gets out the blonde between sobs. "I have no chance at all...he's a married man!"</blockquote>

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