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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064518344" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Flooded</p><p></p><p>Old guy comes home in the middle of the day, finds his young blonde</p><p>wife standing in the middle of their Deluxe apartment wearing a red</p><p>G-string, 7 inch steel heels, and the whole apartment is flooded.</p><p></p><p>"What happened here?"</p><p>"I think the waterbed busted" says the trembling wife Just then a naked</p><p>guy floats by ,,,,,,,,</p><p></p><p>"Who's that?" demands the husband "I dunno, must be a life guard."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a man with a broken condom?</p><p>A: Daddy.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did Adam say to Eve?</p><p>A: "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets."</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?</p><p>A: You don't have to ask; you can *see* who the best man is.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a hunting dog and a nymphomaniac?</p><p>A: A hunting dog sics a duck.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?</p><p>A: Your last blow job ... ever!</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?</p><p>A: When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it</p><p>into a bullet.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side,</p><p>Was at her weight-watchers meeting . "My husband insists</p><p>I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a</p><p>Woman with a trim figure." she lamented to the woman next to her.</p><p></p><p>"Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?"</p><p></p><p>"He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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