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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064518862" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Bride And GroomA groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."The bride replies, "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life!"At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"Q: What always happens to the blonde who puts her panties on backwards?A: She gets her ass chewed out.Q: How can you tell if a blonde is really conceited?A: She screams out her own name when she comes.Q: What is the ultimate dilemma for a blonde?A: Meeting a guy with herpes and a big dick.A blonde goes into a bar and orders a beer."Anheuser-Busch?" asks the bartender."Fine, thanks. And how's your cock?"</blockquote>

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