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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064519897" data-attributes="member: 14320">BreakfastLittle Johnny goes to school. His first class is English, and the teacher wants the kids to say what they ate for breakfast and spell it. The first girl says "toast" -- t o a s t. The second boy says "eggs" -- e g g s. Little Johnny says "fuckin nothing" -- f u c k i n g n o t h i n g. The teacher stands him in the corner till lunch. After lunch Little Johnny is allowed to take his seat. The first class after lunch is geography. The teacher wants to know where the Polish border lies. Little Johnny shoots up his hand and says, "He's at home on top of my mom. That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"======Little Johnny is wandering up and down the aisles of a supermarket crying his eyes out."What's the matter fella?" asked a stock boy."I've lost my mommy!" wailed Little Johnny."Don't worry, we'll soon find her," soothed the stock boy."Now tell me, what's mommy like?""Bourbon and men with big, hard cocks," sobbed Little Johnny.======Mary and her husband were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. He suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.' 'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked.'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff....''What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"</blockquote>

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