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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064522937" data-attributes="member: 14320">The 100 Rules Of Porn MoviesPart 226. Anal sex requires very little preparation time. Eventhe first time. 27. Married men love fantasizing about their wiveshaving sex with other men, and they will jump at the chance to let thatfantasy come true. 28. A woman whose male lover has spurned her willinvariably be a dyke by the end of the story. 29. Who needs condoms? 30. Young males get hard almost immediately after ejaculation (if theyindeed lose erection at all) and are able to perform on multiple women(i.e. their own mothers and the mother's three female friends). 31. If a woman has small breasts, she will always have dark, pointy, otherwiseamazing nipples. 32. She also makes up for her deficiency by having atight ass and a ravenous sexual appetite. 33. A back rub ALWAYS leads tosomething else. 34. If a married man's wife has a sister, the sisterwill be a bombshell sexpot (more beautiful than his wife) who is justaching for a chance to leap in the sack with him. 35. Anyone caught in the act of masturbation won't stop, but will instead continue tocompletion. 36. Older men always prefer younger girls, no matter howair-headed they may be. 37. Older women are desirable only to younger,teenaged boys... but fortunately, those older women are more thanwilling to teach those teenage boys how to do it right. 38. Parents routinely leave porn tapes and sex toys lying around the house forbabysitters and children to find. 39. Videos enhance sex. A sexuallyconservative wife/girlfriend will immediately become an insatiable slutafter watching a hot tape. 40. No sexually active teenagers have zits.41. If a guy has a female friend who's a stripper, he'll end upbackstage doing all her co-workers. 42. If a girl has a male friendwho's a stripper, she'll end up backstage getting gangbanged. 43. Long hair never gets in the way. 44. Your girlfriend's mum is a carbon copyof her daughter and she's just as horny. 45. And your best friend's mumlooks like a sex goddess and hasn't had a good fuck in years. 46. The guy can always stick it into the girl without missing or fumbling, eventhe first time. 47. Even after drinking. 48. When visiting marriedfriends not seen since high school/college, you must first smoke pot andget a good buzz going before fucking your friend's wife in the ass whileyour own spouse wolfs down gallons of your buddy's come like it was DietCoke. 49. Flashback mode seems to work best here.50. Men never lose their erection in the middle of things.</blockquote>

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