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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064523546" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>MIRROR, MIRROR</p><p></p><p>Mirror, mirror on the wall,</p><p>Should I really shave my balls?</p><p>If I don't, she'll surely bitch,</p><p>Does she care how much I'll itch?</p><p></p><p>Take the razor and lather up,</p><p>(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)</p><p>Don't she care that I could slip?</p><p>Shave my balls - and cut off my dick?</p><p></p><p>Easy now - hands don't shake,</p><p>She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake.</p><p>Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,</p><p>If I want some head - get ridda the hair.</p><p></p><p>So I shave my balls all nice and slick,</p><p>Did it up nice - without one nick!</p><p>"Feel 'em baby - they're so smooth!"</p><p>"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"</p><p></p><p>She looks at me from our little bed,</p><p>"I'm sleepy, Baby - ain't givin' no head!"</p><p>She rolls on over - and gives me her back,</p><p>I'm so pissed off - I'm about to crack!</p><p></p><p>Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,</p><p>I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.</p><p>And I must confess I think it's fair,</p><p>That her omelet was made with pubic hair!</p><p>--------</p><p>What Do You Call A 1000 Pound Woman On A Bar Stool With A New Condom?</p><p>A. 1/2 Ton Pickup With Good Rubber!</p><p></p><p>Q. Have you heard about the new feminine hygiene spray created by SSY?</p><p>A. You know, they're the company that took the PU out of pussy.</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated?</p><p>A. Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the puss run.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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