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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064523988" data-attributes="member: 14320">The MorticianA strange looking man walked into a funeral home and said to the mortician, "I will give you $100 for the vagina of the blonde lying in that casket in the front room."The mortician looks at the guy in disgust, "Are you mad?" he replies, "I could lose my license!""How about the $200 then!" the man says.The mortician thought about this for a moment, then said, "All right, you have a deal, but keep it quiet OK?"Locking the doors and pulling the drapes, he went to work, scalpel in hand.In minutes he was holding a dripping bloody pussy at arms length, and he asked nervously, "How would you like it wrapped?""Nevermind wrapping it," said the man, "I will eat it here!"_______Harry's wife had died, and at the funeral Harry was in a terrible state. He kept crying, yelling, pulling his hair and wailing. "What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?"The priest took pity on the poor man and went over to him. "My son," said the priest, "I know this is hard on you, but eventually the pain will go away and you will find another woman, marry again and forget about all this in the years to come.""Yeah, Yeah Reverend, I know all that," Harry sobbed, "But who's gonna cook my dinner and give me a blow job tonight?"_______THERE once was a girl from MitchenWho was scratching her twat in the kitchen.Her mother said, "Rose, You’ve got crabs I suppose."She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!"There once was a girl from Azores,Whose cunt was all covered in sores,the men who got pussed,were desperate for lust,and licked up what was left in her drawers.</blockquote>

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