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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064525060" data-attributes="member: 14320">Drawn Out RevengeLittle boy walks into a whorehouse with a dead frog in one hand, and a wad of bills in the other.He goes up to the counter and says " I want 10 minutes with the filthiest, nastiest whore you've got in here" The lady at the counter says "How old are you?"The little boy lays 500 bucks on the counter.She says " First door on your right."He says, " She has to have herpes and syphilis" Lady says " I'm sorry but I can't do that"Little boy slams 500 dollars more on the counter.Lady says, "Okay, Second to last door on your right."10 minutes later the little boy comes out, dragging the dead frog behind him.As he leaves the lady says "Why are you dragging a dead frog behind you?And for that matter, why did you want such a filthy whore?"The little boy says " Well, now that I've got these STD's I'll go home and screw the babysitter tonight, then when dad gets home he'll screw her to and he'll get it.Then before dad goes to work he'll screw mommy, and she'll get it.Then while daddy's at work mommy'll screw that sonovabitch mailman that ran over my frog this morning!!"A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.""F*ck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open."Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.""Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."</blockquote>

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