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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064527054" data-attributes="member: 14320">Complete AssholeCertificate of Upgrade to Complete AssholeAwarded to____________________________________In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and others during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind. To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status.JUST BE YOURSELF......!!!!!Effective as of this_____day of_________________2012Per:____________________________Authorized SignatureA lady and her husband have been arguing backAnd forth for some time. She makes an appointmentTo see her doctor and tells him, "My husbandHas been complaining that my pussy has an odor,But I bent over and took a whiff, and I don'tSmell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says,"Ma'am, you need an operation."She says, "On my pussy?"He says, "No, on your NOSE!"A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed. "'Good", she replied "Get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End</blockquote>

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