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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064527908" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty Female BashingQ: What do you tell to a woman with two black eyes?A: Nothing, she has been told twice already.Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, let the bitch cook in the dark.Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine willprobably never be able to support you.Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to standcloser to the kitchen sink.Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A.When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.Q. Why do men fart more than women?A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the requiredpressure.Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?A: Call her and tell her where you are.A recent survey asked 100 sexually active women if their twat twitched after sex.98% replied "No, he just rolls over and goes to sleep."The three most amazing things about women are: 1 They can give milk without eating grass. 2 They can bleed for a week and not die. 3 They can bury a bone and not get their noses dirty.Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.They found a cure for mad cow disease:A box of chocolate and a dozen rosesQ. Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?A. Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?Why did God give men penises?So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.How is a woman like a laxative?They both irritate the shit out of you.What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.Why are hangovers better than women?Hangovers will go away.Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?Her navel.Why do men die before their wives?They want to.Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before he could tell anybody.What's a wife?An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.Why do women have tits?So men will talk to them.</blockquote>

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