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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064529797" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Snow White Was Sleepy</p><p></p><p>One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights," she went upstairs.</p><p></p><p>Immediately, all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each others shoulders beneath Snow White's bedroom window. Tonight was Grumpy's turn to be on the top and as he was the only one who could see in the window it was his duty to inform the other dwarfs what she was doing.</p><p></p><p>After a minute or two he hollered down, "She's taking off her blouse!" and this was echoed down the stack "taking off her blouse," "she's taking off her blouse," "blouse is coming off," "taking off her blouse," etc.</p><p></p><p>Next Grumpy yelled, "She's taking off her skirt," which was followed by the echoes "taking off her skirt," "she's taking off her skirt," "skirt's coming off," "taking off her skirt," etc.</p><p></p><p>Of course the next line from Grumpy was, "She's taking off her bra!" and the echo chorus went down the line.</p><p></p><p>Then, "She's taking off her panties!" which again cascaded down the dwarf tower.</p><p></p><p>Finally, Grumpy looked around and from his vantage height saw someone coming through the woods, so he yelled, "Someone's coming!" And from the next dwarf down to the bottom dwarf was heard, "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too.</p><p></p><p></p><p>There was a young butcher named Seaver, </p><p>Whose gal craved a clean shaven beaver. </p><p>He would soap up her crotch, </p><p>With a mirror she'd watch, </p><p>As he shaved her blond pubes with his cleaver.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064529797, member: 14320"] Snow White Was Sleepy One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights," she went upstairs. Immediately, all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each others shoulders beneath Snow White's bedroom window. Tonight was Grumpy's turn to be on the top and as he was the only one who could see in the window it was his duty to inform the other dwarfs what she was doing. After a minute or two he hollered down, "She's taking off her blouse!" and this was echoed down the stack "taking off her blouse," "she's taking off her blouse," "blouse is coming off," "taking off her blouse," etc. Next Grumpy yelled, "She's taking off her skirt," which was followed by the echoes "taking off her skirt," "she's taking off her skirt," "skirt's coming off," "taking off her skirt," etc. Of course the next line from Grumpy was, "She's taking off her bra!" and the echo chorus went down the line. Then, "She's taking off her panties!" which again cascaded down the dwarf tower. Finally, Grumpy looked around and from his vantage height saw someone coming through the woods, so he yelled, "Someone's coming!" And from the next dwarf down to the bottom dwarf was heard, "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too. There was a young butcher named Seaver, Whose gal craved a clean shaven beaver. He would soap up her crotch, With a mirror she'd watch, As he shaved her blond pubes with his cleaver. [/QUOTE]
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