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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064530540" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>An Amish Boy</p><p></p><p>A young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed reading</p><p>The Bible. Suddenly, his father storms in, grabs him and drags </p><p>him out into the pasture. In the pasture is one sheep chewing </p><p>grass. His father points to the sheep and says, "Thou hast had </p><p>sex with yon sheep!"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny kneels and says, "Father forgive me for I did </p><p>indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast."</p><p></p><p>Saddened his father says, "Thou art forgiven my son. But know</p><p>this... there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again!!!"</p><p></p><p>TTTTT</p><p></p><p>Two kids playing in a lane found a donkey who had died with a </p><p>hard on.</p><p></p><p>Being the mischievous kind of boys, they cut off the donkey's </p><p>dick and began brandishing it in the air.</p><p></p><p>Just then, a police officer on his bicycle came up the lane, and</p><p>the boys not wanting to be caught with it, tossed it over the </p><p>wall of the Nunnery.</p><p></p><p>Sister Agnes and Sister Mary taking their afternoon stroll found </p><p>the dick in the bushes. "Oh sweet Jesus," says Sister Agnes.</p><p></p><p>"What's wrong?" asks Sister Mary. "You've gone as white as a </p><p>sheet."</p><p></p><p>"It's those dirty protestant bastards," Sister Agnes replies. </p><p>"They have murdered Father O'Toole!"</p><p></p><p>TTTTT</p><p></p><p>Bear and Rabbit are side by side, shitting in the woods. Bear </p><p>looks at Rabbit and asks, "Do you have trouble with shit </p><p>sticking to your fur?"</p><p></p><p>Rabbit says, "No, not at all."</p><p></p><p>So the Bear picks up the Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064530540, member: 14320"] An Amish Boy A young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed reading The Bible. Suddenly, his father storms in, grabs him and drags him out into the pasture. In the pasture is one sheep chewing grass. His father points to the sheep and says, "Thou hast had sex with yon sheep!" Little Johnny kneels and says, "Father forgive me for I did indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast." Saddened his father says, "Thou art forgiven my son. But know this... there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again!!!" TTTTT Two kids playing in a lane found a donkey who had died with a hard on. Being the mischievous kind of boys, they cut off the donkey's dick and began brandishing it in the air. Just then, a police officer on his bicycle came up the lane, and the boys not wanting to be caught with it, tossed it over the wall of the Nunnery. Sister Agnes and Sister Mary taking their afternoon stroll found the dick in the bushes. "Oh sweet Jesus," says Sister Agnes. "What's wrong?" asks Sister Mary. "You've gone as white as a sheet." "It's those dirty protestant bastards," Sister Agnes replies. "They have murdered Father O'Toole!" TTTTT Bear and Rabbit are side by side, shitting in the woods. Bear looks at Rabbit and asks, "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says, "No, not at all." So the Bear picks up the Rabbit and wipes his ass with him. [/QUOTE]
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