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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064537206" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Alternate Nursery Rhymes</p><p></p><p>Peter, peter, pumpkin eater, </p><p>Had a wife, Liked to beat her, </p><p>Smacked her</p><p>twice around da head, </p><p>Fucked her ass, Den went to bed.</p><p>~</p><p>Old mother hubbard, Went to da cupboard, To get her old dog a bone. </p><p>When she bent over, Rover took over, And gave da bitch a bone of his own</p><p>~</p><p>Hickory, dickory, dock, </p><p>This bitch was sucking me cock </p><p>Da clock struck two, </p><p>I dumped me goo </p><p>And dropped her at da end of da block.</p><p>~</p><p>Mary had a little lamb, </p><p>She kept in da backyard. </p><p>When she took her panties off, </p><p>His wooly dick got hard</p><p>~</p><p>Little boy blew......, He needed da money.</p><p>~</p><p>Dere was an old lady oo lived in a shoe. </p><p>She ad so many kids Her uterus fell out, innit</p><p>~</p><p>Peter, peter, pumpkin eater, </p><p>Had a wife, Liked to beat her, </p><p>Smacked her twice around da head, </p><p>Fucked her ass, Den went to bed.</p><p>~</p><p>Old mother goose, Yeah, I fucked her</p><p>~</p><p>Jack and Jill went up da hill Each with a dollar and a quarter </p><p>Jill came down with two dollars fifty, </p><p>Da dirty hoe.</p><p>~</p><p>Mary, Mary, quite contrary, </p><p>Trim that pussy, </p><p>It's too damn hairy. bitch.</p><p>~</p><p>Little Miss Muffet, </p><p>Sat on a tuffet, </p><p>Eating her curds and whey. </p><p>Along came a spider, </p><p>and sat down beside her, </p><p>And said, hey,</p><p>what's in da bowl bitch?</p><p>~</p><p>Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, </p><p>Humpty Dumpty had a big fall, </p><p>All da king's horses and all da king's men, </p><p>Said, served you right you fat fucker. Bitch.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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