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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064541493" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Public Transportation</p><p></p><p>One morning a woman and her baby were taking public transportation. </p><p>As she entered the bus the driver said, "Wow! That is one ugly baby." </p><p>The woman, deeply hurt, just continued onto the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. </p><p>The man asked, "What's wrong, you look mad?" </p><p>She replied, "I am." "That bus driver just insulted me." </p><p>"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. </p><p>If I were you, I would take down his badge number and report him." </p><p>"You're right sir, I think I will report him," she said. The elderly man said, </p><p>"You go on up there and get his badge number and I'll hold your monkey for you."</p><p></p><p></p><p>After returning home from an examination, the young woman phoned her gynecology’s and asked. “Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my panties in your office?” He looked in the examining room, returned to the phone, and told her, “I’m afraid they are not here.” “Sorry to trouble you, doctor,” she said. “I’ll try my dentist.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064541493, member: 14320"] Public Transportation One morning a woman and her baby were taking public transportation. As she entered the bus the driver said, "Wow! That is one ugly baby." The woman, deeply hurt, just continued onto the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked, "What's wrong, you look mad?" She replied, "I am." "That bus driver just insulted me." "You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I were you, I would take down his badge number and report him." "You're right sir, I think I will report him," she said. The elderly man said, "You go on up there and get his badge number and I'll hold your monkey for you." After returning home from an examination, the young woman phoned her gynecology’s and asked. “Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my panties in your office?” He looked in the examining room, returned to the phone, and told her, “I’m afraid they are not here.” “Sorry to trouble you, doctor,” she said. “I’ll try my dentist.” [/QUOTE]
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