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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064543949" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Imaginary New Condom Brands:</p><p></p><p>Nike condoms - Just do it. </p><p>Toyota condoms - Oh what a feeling. </p><p>Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.</p><p>KFC condoms - Finger-lickin' good. </p><p>J Ford condoms - The best never rest. </p><p>Bounty condoms - The quicker picker-upper. </p><p>Energizer condoms -It keeps going and going and going. </p><p>M & Ms condoms -It melts in your mouth, not in your hands. </p><p>Star Trek condoms - To boldly go where no man has gone before.</p><p>Why are condoms like cameras? - they both capture the moment.</p><p>________</p><p></p><p>A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.</p><p>He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.</p><p>The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.</p><p>He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"</p><p>The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."</p><p>There is a silence..........then a shot is heard.</p><p>The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064543949, member: 14320"] Imaginary New Condom Brands: Nike condoms - Just do it. Toyota condoms - Oh what a feeling. Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop. KFC condoms - Finger-lickin' good. J Ford condoms - The best never rest. Bounty condoms - The quicker picker-upper. Energizer condoms -It keeps going and going and going. M & Ms condoms -It melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Star Trek condoms - To boldly go where no man has gone before. Why are condoms like cameras? - they both capture the moment. ________ A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence..........then a shot is heard. The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what! [/QUOTE]
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