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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064545253" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A blonde's Year In Review</p><p></p><p>January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.</p><p></p><p>February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo!!!..bottles won't fit in the typewriter!</p><p></p><p>March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"</p><p></p><p>April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!</p><p></p><p>May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!</p><p></p><p>June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.</p><p></p><p>July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!</p><p></p><p>August - Got locked out of my Jeep in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.</p><p></p><p>September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???</p><p></p><p>October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.</p><p></p><p>November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!</p><p></p><p>December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!</p><p>What a year!!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?</p><p>A: You know we do taste like chicken.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the army private tattoo sergeant's stripes on his cock?</p><p>A: He loved to pull rank!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a successful masturbation by a 90 year old man?</p><p>A: Miracle whip.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064545253, member: 14320"] A blonde's Year In Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo!!!..bottles won't fit in the typewriter! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my Jeep in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! ===== Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other? A: You know we do taste like chicken. Q: Why did the army private tattoo sergeant's stripes on his cock? A: He loved to pull rank! Q: What do you call a successful masturbation by a 90 year old man? A: Miracle whip. [/QUOTE]
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