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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064547594" data-attributes="member: 14320">Monkey On The DashboardA trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across thedash.The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification.When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up,puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard."See that?" said the trucker.The man said, "Yeah."The trucker ask the man, "You want to try it?"The man said, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"_____ What should you do if you find a woman lying in a ditch at the side of the road?Ask her why she left the kitchen._____ How does an Arkansas mother know her daughter is having her period.Her son’s dick tastes funny._____A man calls into work and tells the boss he can’t come in because he’s sick.“How sick are you?” asks the boss.“Well, I’m currently screwing my daughter.”_____What’s the best way to tell if your roommate is gay?His dick tastes like shit.</blockquote>

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