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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064549246" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Naughty Little Johnny</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly</p><p>letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. </p><p>When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior,</p><p>Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, </p><p>and I'm very proud of that fact." </p><p>The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will</p><p>you stop?" </p><p>Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the</p><p>floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. </p><p>Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny</p><p>little speck of dust off the paper. </p><p>The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and</p><p>farted but when she was done, and there was not a trace of chalk dust</p><p>left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her</p><p>do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny </p><p>peeked up underneath her skirt. </p><p>"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, </p><p>"you've got a Double-Barrel!"</p><p></p><p>]]]]</p><p></p><p>Tim: Sam, I hear you just got married again.</p><p>Sam: Yes, for the fourth time.</p><p>Tim: What happened to your first three wives?</p><p>Sam: They all died, Tim.</p><p>Tim: How did that happen?</p><p>Sam: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.</p><p>Tim: How terrible! And your second?</p><p>Sam: She ate poison mushrooms.</p><p>Tim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?</p><p>Sam: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.</p><p>Tim: I see; an accident.</p><p>Sam: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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