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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064550288" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Statistical Findings:</p><p></p><p>10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date </p><p>20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place </p><p>36% of the women favor nudity </p><p>45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes ...</p><p>46% of the women experienced anal sex </p><p>70% of the women prefer sex in the morning </p><p>80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations </p><p>90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest </p><p>99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office. </p><p>Conclusion: </p><p>Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in </p><p>the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the </p><p>office at the end of the day. </p><p>Moral: </p><p>Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!</p><p></p><p>---------</p><p></p><p>Why won't blondes eat pickles?</p><p>Because they're afraid they'll get their heads stuck in the jar</p><p>What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?</p><p>A wine and cheese party!</p><p>How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?</p><p>Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064550288, member: 14320"] Statistical Findings: 10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date 20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place 36% of the women favor nudity 45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes ... 46% of the women experienced anal sex 70% of the women prefer sex in the morning 80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest 99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office. Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day. Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it! --------- Why won't blondes eat pickles? Because they're afraid they'll get their heads stuck in the jar What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections? A wine and cheese party! How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer [/QUOTE]
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