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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064550451" data-attributes="member: 14320">Blonde Moment!A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. ...She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, andeven the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes."Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again. "Never mind", giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."=====How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?Call her and tell her where you are.=====What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.====="Got anything to eat, lady?" asked the tramp."Do you mind eating last week's leftovers?""Not at all.""Good. Come back next week then"</blockquote>

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