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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064550711" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Terms For Female Masturbation</p><p></p><p>5 Digit Disco</p><p>Buzzing the honey hole</p><p>Backslappin' Betty</p><p>Bailing out the Gravy Boat</p><p>Beaver bashin'</p><p>Bouncing the bearded clam</p><p>Buffing the box</p><p>Buffing the jewel</p><p>Buttering up the whisker biscuit</p><p>Clam twiddlin' jamboree</p><p>Critter crammin'</p><p>Damming the beaver</p><p>Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone</p><p>Diddling miss daisy</p><p>Diggin' for clams</p><p>Digitis Erectus</p><p>Fingering the fountain</p><p>Flicking the minnow</p><p>Friday night lip service</p><p>Frosting the muffin of love</p><p>Giving yourself the finger</p><p>Going for the gooey duct</p><p>Impeaching Bush</p><p>Juicing the clam</p><p>Let your fingers do the walking</p><p>Lip smacking</p><p>Menage a'moi</p><p>Petting the kitty</p><p>Piddly Diddler</p><p>Playing the squeezebox</p><p>Pokin' the pie</p><p>Polishing the little pink pearl</p><p>Pumping the kooter</p><p>Punchin' the chipmunk</p><p>Reading in Braille</p><p>Riding the clitoris-sauras</p><p>Romancing thy own</p><p>Roughing up the suspect</p><p>Self-guided tuna boat tour</p><p>Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose</p><p>Spanking Lucy</p><p>Stroking the newt</p><p>Ticklin' the taco</p><p>Tissue tickling</p><p>Twirling the pearl</p><p>Unbuttoning the fur coat</p><p>Warming the wrist rocket</p><p></p><p></p><p>A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with this</p><p>whore for a couple of hours. He really had NO clue, and when she sat</p><p>down on the bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what I want?"</p><p>He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies down on the bed and</p><p>starts rubbing her breasts and moaning she says, "do you know what</p><p>I want?" And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs *wide open* and</p><p>starts fingering herself and says, "NOW do you know what I want?" And</p><p>he says, "Yeah - you want the whole fucking bed to yourself!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064550711, member: 14320"] Terms For Female Masturbation 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with this whore for a couple of hours. He really had NO clue, and when she sat down on the bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what I want?" He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and moaning she says, "do you know what I want?" And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs *wide open* and starts fingering herself and says, "NOW do you know what I want?" And he says, "Yeah - you want the whole fucking bed to yourself!" [/QUOTE]
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