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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064552422" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.</p><p></p><p>He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.</p><p></p><p>Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day. "Are you hurt?" she asks.</p><p></p><p>She replies, "Of course I'm hurt! He hasn't called! He hasn't written!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>The once was a girl named Straight</p><p>Whose pussy smelled like bait!</p><p>Whenever Jeff pounds her</p><p>The room reeks of flounder</p><p>Her twat, she needs to refrigerate.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives</p><p>all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport</p><p>office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled </p><p>filling her passport application. </p><p></p><p>The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees the blonde </p><p>trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.</p><p></p><p>The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this</p><p>question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."</p><p>"Doesn't matter," the blonde answers.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064552422, member: 14320"] A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day. "Are you hurt?" she asks. She replies, "Of course I'm hurt! He hasn't called! He hasn't written!" The once was a girl named Straight Whose pussy smelled like bait! Whenever Jeff pounds her The room reeks of flounder Her twat, she needs to refrigerate. A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport application. The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees the blonde trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'. The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'." "Doesn't matter," the blonde answers. [/QUOTE]
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