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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064552871" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Fart Chart1.. AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart2.. AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts3.. ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private4.. AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes5.. ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times6.. BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others7.. BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others8.. CARELESS : Farts in church9.. CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles10.. CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time11.. CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest12.. CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go13.. CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating14.. DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head15.. DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog16.. DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell17.. DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own18.. ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution19.. FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours20.. FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts21.. GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart22.. HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason23.. IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs24.. LAZY : Just fizzles25.. MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles26.. MISERABLE : Can't fart at all27.. MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shitand sounds like hell28.. NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart29.. PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant30.. SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers31.. SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts32.. SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying33.. SHY : Blushes when he farts silently34.. SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear35.. SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present36.. SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog37.. STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole38.. STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter39.. THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve40.. TIMID : Jumps when he farts41.. UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself42.. VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart43.. WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion44.. WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit</blockquote>

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