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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064554461" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Worlds Biggest Pussy</p><p></p><p>A guy goes to see this hooker who is said to have the world's biggest</p><p>pussy. He starts fucking her but she's WAY too big and he's getting</p><p>no satisfaction, so he slides his whole body inside her and tries</p><p>to get off, but he falls in. He's groping around in the dark and he</p><p>lights his lighter and starts walking around. After a while he</p><p>drops the lighter by accident and starts crawling around looking for</p><p>it. He bumps into another guy. "Hey" he says, "You're lost in</p><p>here too, eh? Listen, if we can find my lighter, we can walk out</p><p>of here." "Hell," says the other guy, "If we find my car we can</p><p>*drive* out of here!"</p><p></p><p>====================</p><p></p><p>For forty days I drove a truck</p><p>Forty women I began to fuck</p><p>Thirty women I knocked up</p><p>If that's not fucking I give up</p><p></p><p>There was a young man from Saint Paul</p><p>Who went to a masquerade ball.</p><p>Just for a stunt</p><p>He went dressed as a cunt,</p><p>And was fucked by a dog in the hall.</p><p></p><p>====================</p><p></p><p>A chick turns up to this fancy dress party completely naked and knocks on</p><p>the door. The guy who answers the door says, "You can't come in here,</p><p>you're not in fancy dress." She says, "Yes I am, I've come as a</p><p>carpenter." So he lets her in and says, "Hey guys, this chick reckons</p><p>she's dressed as a carpenter!"</p><p>"Prove it!", they all say.</p><p>So she puts one leg up on the table and says, "Have you ever seen a box</p><p>full of sores like this one?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064554461, member: 14320"] Worlds Biggest Pussy A guy goes to see this hooker who is said to have the world's biggest pussy. He starts fucking her but she's WAY too big and he's getting no satisfaction, so he slides his whole body inside her and tries to get off, but he falls in. He's groping around in the dark and he lights his lighter and starts walking around. After a while he drops the lighter by accident and starts crawling around looking for it. He bumps into another guy. "Hey" he says, "You're lost in here too, eh? Listen, if we can find my lighter, we can walk out of here." "Hell," says the other guy, "If we find my car we can *drive* out of here!" ==================== For forty days I drove a truck Forty women I began to fuck Thirty women I knocked up If that's not fucking I give up There was a young man from Saint Paul Who went to a masquerade ball. Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was fucked by a dog in the hall. ==================== A chick turns up to this fancy dress party completely naked and knocks on the door. The guy who answers the door says, "You can't come in here, you're not in fancy dress." She says, "Yes I am, I've come as a carpenter." So he lets her in and says, "Hey guys, this chick reckons she's dressed as a carpenter!" "Prove it!", they all say. So she puts one leg up on the table and says, "Have you ever seen a box full of sores like this one?" [/QUOTE]
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