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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064557525" data-attributes="member: 14320">Three Old GuysThree old guys are sitting on a porch in Miami. Suddenly the first sighs and says, "Gentlemen, isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat ground or soft foods." The second answers, "Yeah, life is a real bummer. Why here I am at an age where I can buy the finest wines, champagne but what? Ulcers, I have to drink milk." The third sighs loudly and adds, "Gentlemen, I know exactly what you mean. Last night at 2 am I nudged my wife and asked her if she's interested. She screams at me, "What is wrong with you dear? We just got finished doing it for the second time tonight!" After a long pause the first man says, "So what is your problem?" The third one grunts and says, "Can't you see? My memory is going.The other day, I was accosted by a hooker. She asked, "How 'bout some relaxing oral sex, honey? Only $50." "No way!" I responded. "I'm married!!!" "So??? What difference does that make?" asked the hooker. So I told her, "The difference is.... My wife will do it for only $35." The other day, while Mike was seeing his shrink, the doctor asked him what he looked for in a woman.Mike replied, "Big tits.""No, I meant for a serious relationship."Mike said, "Oh, seriously big tits.""No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?""Spend the rest of my life with one woman?" said Mike "No woman's tits are that big."There once was a man from Brighton Who said to his girl, you're a tight 'n She cried 'pon my soul You're in the wrong hole There's plenty of room in the right one.</blockquote>

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