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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064559803" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dam FishThere was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife ...to cook the dam fish.His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said,"Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cookthem. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacherasked his son to pass him the dam fish.His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"=====This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examiningher he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drilla tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'drather have a baby!"To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."=====A gay guy walks into a bar and sits in the corner. A straight guy walks into the bar and says to the bartender "I'm so thirsty I could lick a cows balls!" Then the gay in the corner goes "moo!!"</blockquote>

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