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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064561098" data-attributes="member: 14320">Ape CageThe man was in front of the Ape cage at the zoo.He covered his eyes and the Ape did the same.He covered his ears - the Ape did the same.He covered his mouth, so did the Ape.He tweaked his nose at the ape and the Ape got mad and threw ape-crap all over the man.The man ran to the zookeeper and complained.The zookeeper asked him what he had done to piss-off the Ape.He told him all the things he did.When he got to the part about 'tweaking his nose' at the Ape, the zoo-keeper said"Well, no wonder! Tweaking your nose means F-YOU in Ape-talk!"So, the next day the man goes back to the zoo to get even with the Ape.He did all the same stuff at the Ape and the Ape copied him,but instead of tweaking his nose at the Ape, the man produced a big butcher knife from his back pocket, unzipped his fly, pulled out a sausage he had put there, whacked the end of the sausage off,and offered the butcher knife through the cage for the Ape to do the same.The Ape looked up at the man in horror, and without hesitation,vehemently tweaked his nose at the man.=====An attractive woman turned to the man in the business suit behind her in the elevator. "Excuse me," she asked, "but aren't you Little Johnny?"The man cleared his throat, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.""Oh," she gushed, "I've always wanted to meet you, Little Johnny. And now that we're together," she continued throatily, "I'll tell you what I'd like to do; I'm inviting you back to my room, where I'll kneel in front of you and pull out your cock and suck it till you have a giant hard-on and suck it some more until you come all over my face...""I don't know," said Little Johnny, thinking it over. "What's in it for me?</blockquote>

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