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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064564415" data-attributes="member: 14320">Breast FeedA young lad was out with his dad in the park when he spotted a womanabout to breast feed her baby. She unbuttoned her blouse, rolled out avery large breast and popped the rosy nipple into the child's mouth."Dad! What's that woman doing to that baby?" the lad asked."Relax, mate. She's just feeding him," the father replied."Get the fuck outta here!" the boy, exclaimed. "There's no way he'lleat all of that!"At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper. She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your pussy today!"There once was a fellow named Ben,Who was aroused by the sheep in the pen,Though he knew it's forbidden,He was quite parasite ridden,From trying it every now and then. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next". A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out.</blockquote>

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