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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064570104" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bad MiscellaneousDuring her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What should I do with my clothes?" "Your clothes?" answered the doctor. "Put them over here, on top of mine."#####A cat and a rooster had a race. They reached a stream and the cat said to the rooster "I'm not jumping that - you know cats hate getting wet"The rooster said "Don't be chicken just back up and take a flying leap"So the cat tried and landed in the middle. The rooster smiled contendedly."What's so bloody funny?" asked the cat.The rooster replied "Well nothing pleases a cock more than to see a wet pussy"=====Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They let the bitch do it after she finishes the dishes.Q: Why did God make man first?A: He didn't want to have a woman looking over his shoulder.Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?A: They don t have balls to scratch.Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a pussy?A: A woman.Q:) What did one testicle say to the other?A:) Don't mind the asshole behind us! It's the PRICK ahead we're working for!</blockquote>

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