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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064571766" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Hillbilly Kid</p><p></p><p>This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.</p><p></p><p>The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"</p><p></p><p>The kid replies, "Eleven."</p><p></p><p>"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says."You're too young."</p><p></p><p>The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop."</p><p></p><p>"All right, cool it," the druggists says to the kid. "What kind of condoms do you want?"</p><p></p><p>The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."</p><p></p><p>The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what one of those things will do to a woman?"</p><p></p><p>"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>This man went into a night-club and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by her self at the bar, he asked her to dance.</p><p></p><p>She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one.</p><p></p><p>While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said "Your really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"</p><p></p><p>The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5.</p><p></p><p>Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replie</p><p>________________________________________</p><p></p><p>The spouse of a pretty young thing </p><p>Came home from the wars in the spring. </p><p>He was lame but he came </p><p>With his dame like a flame-- </p><p>A discharge is a wonderful thing.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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