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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064572324" data-attributes="member: 14320">YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING TOO OLD WHEN:1. Your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you have to reply, "Well, I can't do both."2. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, but you're barefoot.3. You see a Serious Babe, and all that happens is, your pacemaker opens your garage door.4. You don't care WHERE your wife goes, as long as you don't have to go along. 5. You are getting warnings to slow down from your doctor, instead of from the police. 6. "Getting a little action" means you have enough fiber in your diet.7. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the mall parking lot.8. An "all-nighter" means you don't have to get up out of bed to piss once.========Mrs. Jones went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaintshe replied that she suffered from a discharge. He instructed her to get undressed and lie down on the examining table.She did so.... The doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her"private parts." After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?" "Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear."========Kathy and Suzy are having a conversation during there lunch break.Kathy asks, "So, Suzy, how's your sex life these days?"Suzy replies, "Oh, you know. It's the usual, Social Security kind.""Social Security?" Kathy asked quizzically."Yeah, you get a little each month, but it's not enough to live on."</blockquote>

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