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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064574567" data-attributes="member: 14320">Blonde And A Brunette And RedheadA blonde, a brunette and a red head are in the copy room of their office building when the red head goes over to the corner of the room.She stands with a puzzled look on her face for a second then says 'This looks like a semen stain'.The brunette walks over to look as well as touch the stain. She says 'Looks and feels like semen.'The blonde comes over, looks at, touches, then tastes the stain. She says 'looks like it, feels like it and tastes like it, but it's not from any man in this office.'=======A little old man went into a drug store to buy Viagra. He says, "Can Ihave six tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?""I can cut them into quarters, sir," says the pharmacist, "but a quarterwon't give you a full erection.""I don't mind," says the old man. "I'm 96 and don't have any use for anerection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on myslippers."=======Q: What is the only time a chick should fake an orgasm?A: When she has a Pit bull humping her leg.Q: What is the definition of a Tampon?A: A beaver dam.Q: What is the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your mom's apple pie.Q: Why does a dog lick his ass?A: Because he knows in 5 minutes he'll be licking your face.</blockquote>

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